Hi, I’m Dr. Karen! Read me to learn more about me and my five funny dogs, pope, bailey, coda, naid, and fred.
Looking at the UK’s relatively safety protection, I am experiencing trauma, anxiety and infidelity at some of the recent changes in the ponds that are implemented across the pond. But instead of paying attention to the disturbing implications of freedoms – symbolic And Literally – by a special head of the state, I chose to be impressed.
When we can change the name of things in our choice, why should we disabledly sit back and accept the stagnation? Take for example dog breeds. Who decides what is the name of a generation? Certainly, there are some real firecrackers, such as the trees walker Coon Hound or Nova Scottia Dick Tolling Retriver, but I think other people can work with a little better. And who is going to stop me?
The first thing I want to do is get rid of the canal club generation groups. No more games, working, toy, harvesting, and non -sporting groups. Especially this last. There is a slight insult to a group of dogs, which is too big to classify toy dogs but not very ineffective. I think we can work better than ranging dogs as ‘non -game’, but maybe I’m a little sensitive because if I had a dog, I know exactly which group I will join.
And so, I offer my new dog group:
Obviously, I’m not going to change the name of every dog here, but I will give you the taste of my vision about the future of canine with just a few wonderful examples of each of my interesting and descriptive new dog groups. –
Scary dopes – large, intimidating and soft like marshmlo
These dogs have big, powerful and often unsafe bad reputation. Although you do not want to take them from appreciation, these horrible dogs are more likely to lick your face than cut off your hand.
Short N
These dogs may be short but they are big on personality. But to be warned – their extra length puts them under the knife of the orthopedic surgeon as much as we want.
- Old Name: Dusted
- New Better Name: Long sausage
- Old Name: Eargie
- New Better Name: Smile sausage
Their long, floppy ear may be your first thing, but these dogs are actually about the nose.
- Old Name: Battery
- New Better Name: Airport Sniffer
- Old Name: Blood Hound
- New Better Name: Spy Sniffer
Flumebers – the first three rows will be wet
If you can’t handle a little dog’s drill, back slowly, as these dogs rarely produce a little!
- Old Name: St. Bernard
- New Better Name: Rescue flob
snorties – should come as standard with a set of air plugs
Their little nose and Skyshi faces may look cute, but breathing noise is just a tip of the breath iceberg for these britchic breeds.
- Old Name: Pug
- New Better Name: … Pug
Small or Personal
We’re in a loud voice, we are proud, and we will not be ignored!
- Old Name: Chihohua
- New Better Name: Land sharks
- Old Name: Peplin
- New Better Name: Barkofli
Body ratio from lower hair than larger flap hair 2: 1
Fluly coat that can hide many sins – I wish I could look thin after haircut.
- Old Name: Salmon
- New Better Name: cumulonimbus
- Old Name: Four
- New Better Name: BRKE FLOOF House
Small Flaf Balls – such as large fluff hair, but small
Some of them may enter the category of small Flowers or Persons, but this is their coat that causes them to stand up.
Salitrin – If these dogs are damaged, you are in trouble
There is nothing like a bad dog, but there are some dogs who are more likely to choose to cut over the bark with some dangerous consequences.
- Old Name: Route viller
- New Better Name: Intimidating
Hufflipoff
I think I didn’t get rid of this non -playing group… I changed it! They are very good.
- Old Name: Behavior
- New Better Name: Demore Hound
What is in a name?
Whether you call them Patbul or Kadal monster, Series or Demor Hound, I am sure that our dogs will only care when you forget to call them for dinner. As it has been, surely we can’t just change the name of the blue things-where will it end?
Anyway, I want to feed my land sharks, investigators, and cheerfulmen, and when I am on it, I can also arrange some food for Judge Paver.
Let me know if you have any ideas for some new and better dog breeds!
Member of Non Sporting Group and Hufflipof.
This article is part of Dr. Karen’s series with five of her dogs.
